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I do this lol.

sexcyanip13:

Grammas is the new black

HAHA OMG.

WTF?! You go grandma lol

TYPE YOUR NAME: Marson
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: mjaq4rde9h
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Marson
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: marson
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: yvbh

9gag:

(via 9GAG - That awkward moment…)

markmejia:

dianalynnx:

This threw me off so bad.

OMG WAT IS GOING ON HAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF!

hellerrjeanette:

I just died laughing/ lmao

kianacostamill:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

HAHA REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE IT IS SO TRUE

hahahaha LMFAO omg, so true.

If you love your dad, repost this. One boy didn’t and his dad died 4 days later.

37-laughs:

Don’t fucking touch my daddy.

i love my daadd<3

Not risking ANYTHING

My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's 'Someone Like You' at the grocery store.

Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
 *few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
 *few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*